| *call me maybe starts playing on the radio* | |
| me: | oh my god not again |
| me: | |
| me: | I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL |
my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta
(via cyberoyalty)
Wow “kissing” is such a dumb word
“Face battle” sounds way cooler
“may i challenge you to a face battle my good lady”
you may face battle the bride
face battle me in the rain
You don’t like me? Yeah well you can face battle my ass.
Just when I thought I’d seen everything
Face battling your ass
(via ayobitcch)